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Quiz about Jeff Foxworthy You Might Be A Redneck If
Quiz about Jeff Foxworthy You Might Be A Redneck If

Jeff Foxworthy: "You Might Be A Redneck If ..." Quiz


These questions will be from Jeff Foxworthy's "You Might Be A Redneck If ..." album, recorded in 1993. Have fun!

A multiple-choice quiz by bcsluh00. Estimated time: 6 mins.
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Author
bcsluh00
Time
6 mins
Type
Multiple Choice
Quiz #
97,914
Updated
Dec 03 21
# Qns
15
Difficulty
Tough
Avg Score
9 / 15
Plays
4349
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Question 1 of 15
1. At the beginning of the concert, he says, "It's good to be back in _____ again!" Hint


Question 2 of 15
2. "I think probably my favorite Southern word of all times: My Dad would use this word like when ____________ come in our front yard. My Dad would run out on the porch and holler, 'Gitonoutahere!'" Hint


Question 3 of 15
3. Here's a funny redneck joke: "If you've been on television more than 5 times describing _____________ , you might be a redneck." Hint


Question 4 of 15
4. Jeff tells the story of his life during the birth of his children. True or False: he and his wife videotaped the delivery of their first child?


Question 5 of 15
5. Jeff tells everyone that the shortest time a woman spends in the hospital after giving birth, if nothing goes wrong, is how long? Hint


Question 6 of 15
6. Jeff tells us about how your parents always try to embarrass you, especially with the way they dress. He tells a story of how he was once in the grocery store with his dad, who was wearing ______ ? Hint


Question 7 of 15
7. "Single people throw the best parties 'cause they don't have to worry about their furniture getting messed up. Their friends can destroy everything they own, they're out ____________ " Hint


Question 8 of 15
8. According to his theory of how single people throw the best parties, who comes out of their clothes before the night is over? Hint


Question 9 of 15
9. Jeff tells the story of how he and his wife stayed at his mom's house when he went to his brother's wedding. What strange thing happens while he is there? Hint


Question 10 of 15
10. Jeff also tells the story of when he and his wife drove all the way across the United States. According to him, what is a woman's job on a long trip in the car? Hint


Question 11 of 15
11. "Do you ever have relatives who you see only once a year and you never talk to them? I have an Uncle Fred who the only thing I ever say to him is, 'Hey Fred, _________ ?' " Hint


Question 12 of 15
12. "I gotta be fair to my wife about driving 'cause she will volunteer to drive. The only problem is it's usually around mile ______ of a 500-mile trip." Hint


Question 13 of 15
13. "Women send their friends Thinking Of You cards. Men never do this. What would they say? 'Walt: Yesterday I saw a(n) ________ in my driveway that reminded me of your head. Thinking Of You, Ned.'" Hint


Question 14 of 15
14. "Men are like little kids 'cause we never come home when we're supposed to. We'll tell our wives, 'Baby, we'll be back, 5:30, quarter 'till 6 at the latest.' Then we come rollin in, like, ______ " Hint


Question 15 of 15
15. Another redneck joke: "If you have an above-ground pool and you....in it, you might be a redneck." Hint



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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts
1. At the beginning of the concert, he says, "It's good to be back in _____ again!"

Answer: Texas

"Back here where people talk normal, I like that."
2. "I think probably my favorite Southern word of all times: My Dad would use this word like when ____________ come in our front yard. My Dad would run out on the porch and holler, 'Gitonoutahere!'"

Answer: dogs

"Have no idea how you spell it, but it works, by God."
3. Here's a funny redneck joke: "If you've been on television more than 5 times describing _____________ , you might be a redneck."

Answer: what the tornado sounded like

It always seems like there's someone who says, "It was like a freight train rolling through town!", doesn't it?
4. Jeff tells the story of his life during the birth of his children. True or False: he and his wife videotaped the delivery of their first child?

Answer: False

"Got some nice footage of the conception, but nothing on the delivery."
5. Jeff tells everyone that the shortest time a woman spends in the hospital after giving birth, if nothing goes wrong, is how long?

Answer: 6 hours

"It takes longer than that to make chili in the Crock Pot! That is a tough woman: 'Unnnnngh,[POP!] Whooooo! Grab the kid, Randy, I got wash to do. Let's go!'"
6. Jeff tells us about how your parents always try to embarrass you, especially with the way they dress. He tells a story of how he was once in the grocery store with his dad, who was wearing ______ ?

Answer: all of these

Jeff: "Dad, people are staring at you!"
Mr. Foxworthy: "Well, son, there's something about a Dingo man."
7. "Single people throw the best parties 'cause they don't have to worry about their furniture getting messed up. Their friends can destroy everything they own, they're out ____________ "

Answer: $15

Single people may be cheap, but we're not that cheap.
8. According to his theory of how single people throw the best parties, who comes out of their clothes before the night is over?

Answer: the woman dancing by herself way too early in the evening

"It's only 7:15, Peggy's dancin' by herself, that shirt's comin' off tonight, I guarantee it!"
9. Jeff tells the story of how he and his wife stayed at his mom's house when he went to his brother's wedding. What strange thing happens while he is there?

Answer: he sees his grandma naked

"I thought it was God getting even with me for all the times I tried to see women naked. God finally had enough and said, 'Hey Jeff, you want to see naked women, huh? Here's your grandma!'"
10. Jeff also tells the story of when he and his wife drove all the way across the United States. According to him, what is a woman's job on a long trip in the car?

Answer: sleep and control the heat and air conditioning

"I'd try to sneak my window down, and she'd wake up and say, 'Roll that up, I'm cold!' I'm like, 'Why don't you hold a pan of muffins so we'll have something to eat when we get there?'"
11. "Do you ever have relatives who you see only once a year and you never talk to them? I have an Uncle Fred who the only thing I ever say to him is, 'Hey Fred, _________ ?' "

Answer: can you move your car so we can get out

"See you next Christmas, all right. And Happy New Year, too."
12. "I gotta be fair to my wife about driving 'cause she will volunteer to drive. The only problem is it's usually around mile ______ of a 500-mile trip."

Answer: 498

"She'll turn to me and ask, 'Hon, you want me to drive for a while?' I'll be like, 'Yeah, why don't I pull over in front of the driveway and let you kick it on in here, huh?'"
13. "Women send their friends Thinking Of You cards. Men never do this. What would they say? 'Walt: Yesterday I saw a(n) ________ in my driveway that reminded me of your head. Thinking Of You, Ned.'"

Answer: oil stain

"Doesn't quite hold up, does it?"
14. "Men are like little kids 'cause we never come home when we're supposed to. We'll tell our wives, 'Baby, we'll be back, 5:30, quarter 'till 6 at the latest.' Then we come rollin in, like, ______ "

Answer: February

I'll admit, I was like that when I was a kid. But I'm always on time now.
15. Another redneck joke: "If you have an above-ground pool and you....in it, you might be a redneck."

Answer: fish

That's a weird one.
Source: Author bcsluh00

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