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Quiz about Jeff Foxworthy Sold Out
Quiz about Jeff Foxworthy Sold Out

Jeff Foxworthy: "Sold Out" Trivia Quiz


Jeff Foxworthy is one of the funniest comedians ever! This quiz is on some of his earliest material, when he had just started as a stand-up comedian. Most of the questions will be just filling in a word or phrase from some parts of his routine.

A multiple-choice quiz by bcsluh00. Estimated time: 6 mins.
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Author
bcsluh00
Time
6 mins
Type
Multiple Choice
Quiz #
97,906
Updated
Dec 03 21
# Qns
15
Difficulty
Tough
Avg Score
8 / 15
Plays
2038
Awards
Top 35% Quiz
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Question 1 of 15
1. Jeff's album "Sold Out" was recorded at a comedy club in his hometown. What city was that? Hint


Question 2 of 15
2. Jeff is most famous for his "You Might Be A Redneck" jokes. Let's see if you know this one.
"If your mother keeps a spit cup on the ____ , you might be a redneck."
Hint


Question 3 of 15
3. "The designated driver program is not the world's most desirable job. But if you ever get talked into doing it, have fun with the group. Like at the end of the night, _____ !" Hint


Question 4 of 15
4. "I have a friend who works for 911, and he told me about this call that he got where a guy said, 'Hey dude, I need an ambulance!' And he says 'What?' He said, 'I need an ambulance! A dude just got hit by a car!' 'All right, tell me where you're at.' 'I'm down on _____ ' "
Hint


Question 5 of 15
5. Jeff tells a story of how when his parents went out of town, he threw a party at his house and a cremated relative was knocked off the mantle and onto the floor, where she was vacuumed up. What relative was that? Hint


Question 6 of 15
6. "Kids today have it made. 'Cause if they don't like what's on television, they've got 40, 50 channels to choose from! Remember how many channels we got when we were kids? 3. And if the President was on, your night was shot. 'The President's on! He's on every channel! We're gonna miss _____ !' "
Hint


Question 7 of 15
7. Here's another redneck joke.
"If you've ever worn a tube top to a _____ , you might be a redneck."
Hint


Question 8 of 15
8. "Men just don't care about our appearance. We don't. You never see a guy picking up his buddy at 5:30 in the morning to go fishing and say, 'Bill, you ain't gonna wear that shirt with them shoes, are you? It's ________ , for crying out loud!' " Hint


Question 9 of 15
9. "I know women will stand outside the dressing room and ask other women what they think about the clothes they just tried on. Men never do this. 'Hey Ralph, is this too seductive?' 'Oh, no, Jim, and the ________ makes your eyes dance, get it!' "
Hint


Question 10 of 15
10. "We know better than to come out of a movie theater saying, 'She is a sexy woman!', 'cause we know later that night we'll be at home eating meatloaf, saying, 'Hon, you know this meatloaf is a little dry.' 'Well, why don't you have ________ make you a meatloaf, then?' " Hint


Question 11 of 15
11. "Fighting doesn't become an art until you get married. Say you're single. Once you're through running your partner into the ground, there is nothing left to fight about. But once you're married and you fight, now you can bring their family into it. Keep the fight goin' another 2 or 3 weeks by saying something like, 'Well, I guess we'll just live like your fat alcoholic __________ then!' " Hint


Question 12 of 15
12. "I was so broke at one time in college, the bank sent a guy to reposess my car 'cause I didn't make a payment for almost a year. This guy shows up at my house and says, 'Mr. Foxworthy, I am from the bank, and unless you have $400, I am taking the ________ with me!' " Hint


Question 13 of 15
13. "I went to the family reunion and saw all the relatives like my Uncle Earl. It was a bad year for him. He lost his job as a cook at ________ because of his appearance." Hint


Question 14 of 15
14. What annoys Jeff about McDonalds? Hint


Question 15 of 15
15. "Everyone has someone they hate at work. Do this to them: Go up to them next Friday afternoon right at quitting time, look them straight in the face and ask,'Are you ______ ? That's the rumor.' And then leave." Hint



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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts
1. Jeff's album "Sold Out" was recorded at a comedy club in his hometown. What city was that?

Answer: Atlanta, Georgia

He was born in Hapeville, Georgia, a suburb of Atlanta.
2. Jeff is most famous for his "You Might Be A Redneck" jokes. Let's see if you know this one. "If your mother keeps a spit cup on the ____ , you might be a redneck."

Answer: ironing board

It's funny, but this joke has never made any sense to me.
3. "The designated driver program is not the world's most desirable job. But if you ever get talked into doing it, have fun with the group. Like at the end of the night, _____ !"

Answer: drop 'em off at the wrong house

"Preferably in their boss's front yard or something."
4. "I have a friend who works for 911, and he told me about this call that he got where a guy said, 'Hey dude, I need an ambulance!' And he says 'What?' He said, 'I need an ambulance! A dude just got hit by a car!' 'All right, tell me where you're at.' 'I'm down on _____ ' "

Answer: Sycamore St.

"'S-I-C-K, wait, no, S-E-C, no, S-Y, I'll tell you what, I'll take the dude on down to Lee St. and y'all can come get him there, aright?'"
5. Jeff tells a story of how when his parents went out of town, he threw a party at his house and a cremated relative was knocked off the mantle and onto the floor, where she was vacuumed up. What relative was that?

Answer: great aunt

"Now Mom goes over there and talks to her, gets all sentimental. I don't have the heart to tell her I had to smoke a carton of Marlboros just to get her back up there."
6. "Kids today have it made. 'Cause if they don't like what's on television, they've got 40, 50 channels to choose from! Remember how many channels we got when we were kids? 3. And if the President was on, your night was shot. 'The President's on! He's on every channel! We're gonna miss _____ !' "

Answer: Flipper

It's way more than just 40 or 50 now.
7. Here's another redneck joke. "If you've ever worn a tube top to a _____ , you might be a redneck."

Answer: wedding

Pretty tacky, isn't it?
8. "Men just don't care about our appearance. We don't. You never see a guy picking up his buddy at 5:30 in the morning to go fishing and say, 'Bill, you ain't gonna wear that shirt with them shoes, are you? It's ________ , for crying out loud!' "

Answer: after Labor Day

Same way with me. I just wear whatever I feel like at any time of year.
9. "I know women will stand outside the dressing room and ask other women what they think about the clothes they just tried on. Men never do this. 'Hey Ralph, is this too seductive?' 'Oh, no, Jim, and the ________ makes your eyes dance, get it!' "

Answer: green

I like green, but it's not because it brings out my eyes.
10. "We know better than to come out of a movie theater saying, 'She is a sexy woman!', 'cause we know later that night we'll be at home eating meatloaf, saying, 'Hon, you know this meatloaf is a little dry.' 'Well, why don't you have ________ make you a meatloaf, then?' "

Answer: Sigourney Weaver

I don't think she's that attractive.
11. "Fighting doesn't become an art until you get married. Say you're single. Once you're through running your partner into the ground, there is nothing left to fight about. But once you're married and you fight, now you can bring their family into it. Keep the fight goin' another 2 or 3 weeks by saying something like, 'Well, I guess we'll just live like your fat alcoholic __________ then!' "

Answer: mother

"You've got a fight going now. Anyone in your family's got a prison record, it's comin' out, too!"
12. "I was so broke at one time in college, the bank sent a guy to reposess my car 'cause I didn't make a payment for almost a year. This guy shows up at my house and says, 'Mr. Foxworthy, I am from the bank, and unless you have $400, I am taking the ________ with me!' "

Answer: Camaro

"I got mad. I said, '$400! Who keeps that kind of cash on them?' He said, 'Well, you can't write me a check?' I said, 'No, I can't... A check? Hell, yeah, I can write you a check. I thought you needed money. Tell you what, I'll pay the whole thing off right now!'"
13. "I went to the family reunion and saw all the relatives like my Uncle Earl. It was a bad year for him. He lost his job as a cook at ________ because of his appearance."

Answer: Waffle House

"That's a bad image right there."
14. What annoys Jeff about McDonalds?

Answer: at the drive-thru, you can hear everything they say except for the total

(imitating drive-thru voice) "That's 3 Big Macs, 2 large fries, 3 medium Cokes, your total is [static], please pull around!"
15. "Everyone has someone they hate at work. Do this to them: Go up to them next Friday afternoon right at quitting time, look them straight in the face and ask,'Are you ______ ? That's the rumor.' And then leave."

Answer: getting fired

"They'll worry about it all weekend long." I wish I could do that to some people I used to work with.
Source: Author bcsluh00

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