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Crazy world! Who said that?

A multiple-choice quiz by ayatollah. Estimated time: 6 mins.

Author
ayatollah

Time
6 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
38,195

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
20

Difficulty
Difficult

Avg Score
9 / 20

Plays
1073

One at a Time - Single Page - Timed Game

Question 1 of 20

1. Who said 'How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world given my waist and shirt size?'? Hint

Jerry Seinfeld

Alfred Hitchcock

Danny De Vito

Woody Allen

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Question 2 of 20

2. Who said 'Where there are humans you'll find flies, and Buddhas'? Hint

Nietsche

Tennessee Williams

Dorothy Parker

Issa

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Question 3 of 20

3. Who said 'I leave. You stay. Two autumns'? Hint

Buson

Victor Hugo

Baudelaire

Simone de Beauvoir

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Question 4 of 20

4. Who said 'In the end, everything is a gag'? Hint

Jerry Lewis

Eddie Murphy

Lou Costello

Charlie Chaplin

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Question 5 of 20

5. Who said 'If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it'? Hint

Nijinsky

Isadora Duncan

Anna Pavlova

Rudolf Nureyev

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Question 6 of 20

6. Who said 'If man had created man he would be ashamed of his performance'? Hint

Martin Luther King

Abraham Lincoln

Queen Victoria

Mark Twain

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Question 7 of 20

7. Who said 'It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God'? Hint

Billy Graham

Mohammed

Mahatma Ghandi

Jesus of Nazareth

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Question 8 of 20

8. Who said 'Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible'? Hint

Socrates

Isaac Newton

Lord Kelvin

Leonardo da Vinci

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Question 9 of 20

9. Who said 'One should either be a work of art or wear a work of art'? Hint

Oscar Wilde

Coco Chanel

Naomi Campbell

Jackson Pollock

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Question 10 of 20

10. Who said 'Mr. Duffy lived a short distance from his body'? Hint

Charles Dickens

Stephen King

James Joyce

Colin Wilson

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Question 11 of 20

11. Who said 'Language is a tailor's shop where nothing fits'? Hint

Homer

Lao Tzu

Rumi

Mark Twain

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Question 12 of 20

12. Who said 'We must not judge God from this world. It's just a study that didn't come off. It's only a master who could make such a blunder'? Hint

Pablo Picasso

Auguste Rodin

Leonardo da Vinci

Vincent Van Gogh

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Question 13 of 20

13. Who said 'I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens'? Hint

Tristan Tzara

Woody Allen

Albert Camus

Nietsche

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Question 14 of 20

14. Who said this to Albert Einstein, 'You are not thinking. You are merely being logical'? Hint

Nietsche

Niels Bohr

Carl Jung

Leo Tolstoy

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Question 15 of 20

15. Who said 'My favourite piece of music is the one we hear all the time if we are quiet'? Hint

J.S.Bach

Elton John

Andrew Lloyd Webber

John Cage

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Question 16 of 20

16. Who said 'Those who know don't talk. Those who talk don't know'? Hint

Chuang Tzu

Gautama Buddha

Lao Tzu

Confucius

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Question 17 of 20

17. Who said 'God has no religion'? Hint

Jesus of Nazareth

George Harrison

Mahatma Ghandi

Martin Luther King

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Question 18 of 20

18. Who said 'All 'isms' should be 'wasms''? Hint

Abbie Hoffman

Yoko Ono

John Lennon

Woody Allen

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Question 19 of 20

19. Who said 'There was a young lady named Bright, whose speed was much faster than light. She went out one day, in a relative way, and returned the previous night'? Hint

Paul Davies

Niels Bohr

Joseph Campbell

Arthur Henry Reginald Buller

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Question 20 of 20

20. Who said 'Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it'? Hint

R.D.Laing

Sigmund Freud

Carl Jung

Jane Wagner

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. Who said 'How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world given my waist and shirt size?'?

Answer: Woody Allen

2. Who said 'Where there are humans you'll find flies, and Buddhas'?

Answer: Issa

Japanese haiku poet

3. Who said 'I leave. You stay. Two autumns'?

Answer: Buson

4. Who said 'In the end, everything is a gag'?

Answer: Charlie Chaplin

5. Who said 'If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it'?

Answer: Isadora Duncan

6. Who said 'If man had created man he would be ashamed of his performance'?

Answer: Mark Twain

7. Who said 'It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God'?

Answer: Jesus of Nazareth

8. Who said 'Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible'?

Answer: Lord Kelvin

British mathematician, physicist, and president of the British Royal Society, 1895

9. Who said 'One should either be a work of art or wear a work of art'?

Answer: Oscar Wilde

10. Who said 'Mr. Duffy lived a short distance from his body'?

Answer: James Joyce

11. Who said 'Language is a tailor's shop where nothing fits'?

Answer: Rumi

12. Who said 'We must not judge God from this world. It's just a study that didn't come off. It's only a master who could make such a blunder'?

Answer: Vincent Van Gogh

13. Who said 'I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens'?

Answer: Woody Allen

14. Who said this to Albert Einstein, 'You are not thinking. You are merely being logical'?

Answer: Niels Bohr

15. Who said 'My favourite piece of music is the one we hear all the time if we are quiet'?

Answer: John Cage

16. Who said 'Those who know don't talk. Those who talk don't know'?

Answer: Lao Tzu

17. Who said 'God has no religion'?

Answer: Mahatma Ghandi

18. Who said 'All 'isms' should be 'wasms''?

Answer: Abbie Hoffman

19. Who said 'There was a young lady named Bright, whose speed was much faster than light. She went out one day, in a relative way, and returned the previous night'?

Answer: Arthur Henry Reginald Buller

20. Who said 'Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it'?

Answer: Jane Wagner

Source: Author ayatollah

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