42. Ongoing problems with the Danes - longest reign of any Anglo-Saxon king - poorly prepared to rule. Can you name me?
From Quiz Ten Famous British Rulers
Answer:
Aethelred the Unready
Officially titled Aethelred II, this English monarch lived from c.966-1016, and ruled from 978 until his death, with a brief break of one year (1013-1014) in between, when he fled to Normandy to escape the invading army of Sweyn Forkbeard. He then reclaimed the throne on Sweyn's death. More than anything else, Aethelred's reign was associated with ongoing battles and attempts at appeasement of those troublesome Danes. This eventually resulted in a very exasperated Aethelred ordering the massacre of all adult Danish males in the land.
Known now as St Brice's Day, this took place on 13 November, 1002, in one third of the country (the Danes were entrenched too firmly elsewhere), but the total number slain is not known with any degree of certainty. Unfortunately for Aethelred however, included in that number was Gunhilde, the sister of Sweyn I of Denmark, and her husband. The repercussions of that returned to haunt Aethelred in 1013 when Sweyn invaded. The Danish problem was never solved in Aethelred's reign and he died in London on 12 April, 1016 fighting the invading forces of Sweyn's son, Cnut (Canute) of Denmark and Norway. The country was then divided between Aethelred's son, Edmund and Cnut himself, but on Edmund's death later that year, Cnut then took over as the sole English ruler, and ruled until 1035.
Why was Aethelred given the nickname of Unready by later generations? It wasn't that he was unready to take the English throne at the age of twelve, but that he was poorly advised by his counsellors. Ironically the name Aethelred itself means well-advised. The old Anglo-Saxon noun "unread", which meant "poor counsel", was too irresistible a pun for later generations not to apply it to this unfortunate ruler.