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Quiz about Being John Doe
Quiz about Being John Doe

Being John Doe Trivia Quiz


Enter my portal and for 15 minutes you can be someone famous. You will see what they see, do what they do, and feel what they feel. The test is to know who you have become. Come enjoy your 15 minutes of fame. Inspired by the movie "Being John Malkovich".

A multiple-choice quiz by DieHard. Estimated time: 5 mins.
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Author
DieHard
Time
5 mins
Type
Multiple Choice
Quiz #
143,487
Updated
Jun 30 24
# Qns
10
Difficulty
Easy
Avg Score
8 / 10
Plays
9810
Last 3 plays: Guest 156 (10/10), Guest 136 (9/10), MikeMaster99 (8/10).
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Question 1 of 10
1. You exit the portal to find that you are driving your Bentley down the block in the Bronx for lunch. After lunch, your first stop is at a photo shoot where you demand that they air brush your backside to make it look smaller. Your last task of the day is a stop at the MTV studios in Manhattan for a live appearance on "TRL". Hint


Question 2 of 10
2. As you exit the portal you find yourself sitting in an oversized chair by a fire admiring the Best Actor Oscar you won for playing Terry Malloy in "On The Waterfront". You are on your own private island near Tahiti. You hear a knock at the door and soon enters your good pal Jacko. You think, "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse." So you tell Jacko, "Friendship is everything. Take the gun, leave the cannoli and run down to Vito's Deli and get me three pizza pies, a gallon of spaghetti sauce, and four chocolate cakes. Capice?" Hint


Question 3 of 10
3. You exit the portal to find yourself standing in a Beverly Hills Saks. "Oh, my what nice stuff! Ooh, look at this handbag, and this hat. I must have it. I love this dress and look at all the wonderful accessories to go with it. Why, I think I'll cut off all the security tags and stuff them in my purse for I am famous and I must steal them." "Please, wait officer. I'm sorry. I was just rehearsing for a movie part. My director told me to shoplift." Hint


Question 4 of 10
4. You exit the portal to find yourself in a New York nightclub wearing a thick fur coat and gold bling-bling. Through the pounding music, gunshots ring out. You grab your arm-trophy girlfriend and head for the exit with your posse. Down the road you are pulled over by a cop. "What's that officer? No, I don't know nothing about no shootin'. No, I don't even own a gun. Wait, that ain't my gun in the front seat. I don't know how that got there." For some strange reason that cop doesn't realize who you are and he hauls you off to jail. Hint


Question 5 of 10
5. You exit the portal and find yourself at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas. You're standing in a boxing ring surrounded by a cheering throng taking jab after jab and repeated punishing left hooks from Evander Holyfield. Your knees are weak, your head is pounding, and you have a cut over your eye. Growing increasingly angry and desperate, you grab Holyfield in a clinch and bite a piece of his ear off. Hint


Question 6 of 10
6. You exit the portal to find yourself in the residential area of the White House. You are sitting on a couch enjoying a football game and even have your own nuclear football within arm's reach. Enjoying a bag of pretzels, you suddenly feel something lodge in your throat. You hack and gag until the room finally goes black. When you awake, you are flat on your back and find your two dogs, Barney and Spot, licking your bruised face. Hint


Question 7 of 10
7. You exit the portal to find yourself in the animated desert of the American Southwest. You can move around very quickly but must always avoid the canis latran that is trying to catch and eat you. Of course, the canis latran's diabolical plans always seem to backfire, whether he is using Acme Dehydrated Boulders, Do-It-Yourself Tornadoes, or Axil Grease. With a "Beep, beep" you are on your way unharmed.

Answer: (One Word)
Question 8 of 10
8. You exit the portal to find yourself in a fast food lobby surrounded by cameras and two little old ladies; you are shooting a commercial. Surprisingly, you catch a reflection and see that you are a short, old lady yourself. Going to the fast food counter, you notice a burger with a big, fluffy bun on a plate. After inspecting the huge and fluffy bun, you loudly enquire, "Where's the beef?" Hint


Question 9 of 10
9. You exit the portal to find yourself hosting a syndicated talk show. Today's program is called "Mistress Marathon". Young Sean just found out her 83-year-old husband is having an affair with her best friend. Sharon is sleeping with her daughter's boyfriend. Connie is prostituting and her husband's best friend, Derrick, is her pimp, and Ray and Denise find out they have both been sleeping with her best friend. Yow! You should have remained Mayor of Cincinnati. Hint


Question 10 of 10
10. You exit the portal and stand on a meticulous soundstage made to resemble a spotless kitchen. The audience before you is full of adoring soccer moms eager to hear your advice on homemaking. Suddenly the phone rings. It is your friend from ImClone. You listen intently as your brow begins to crease. You thank your friend and immediately call your broker at Merrill Lynch and yell, "SELL! SELL!" Hint



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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts
1. You exit the portal to find that you are driving your Bentley down the block in the Bronx for lunch. After lunch, your first stop is at a photo shoot where you demand that they air brush your backside to make it look smaller. Your last task of the day is a stop at the MTV studios in Manhattan for a live appearance on "TRL".

Answer: Jennifer Lopez

Jennifer Lopez, also known as J. Lo, is her own little conglomerate with perfumes, skin care products, and a clothing line under her belt. Add to that her box office receipts and record sales, and she is doing quite well.
2. As you exit the portal you find yourself sitting in an oversized chair by a fire admiring the Best Actor Oscar you won for playing Terry Malloy in "On The Waterfront". You are on your own private island near Tahiti. You hear a knock at the door and soon enters your good pal Jacko. You think, "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse." So you tell Jacko, "Friendship is everything. Take the gun, leave the cannoli and run down to Vito's Deli and get me three pizza pies, a gallon of spaghetti sauce, and four chocolate cakes. Capice?"

Answer: Marlon Brando

Bet you didn't know there was a Vito's deli in the South Pacific did you? Well, you're probably right. Brando doesn't spend much time on his island anymore and has opened it up to the public. He had several guest cottages built to accommodate visitors.
3. You exit the portal to find yourself standing in a Beverly Hills Saks. "Oh, my what nice stuff! Ooh, look at this handbag, and this hat. I must have it. I love this dress and look at all the wonderful accessories to go with it. Why, I think I'll cut off all the security tags and stuff them in my purse for I am famous and I must steal them." "Please, wait officer. I'm sorry. I was just rehearsing for a movie part. My director told me to shoplift."

Answer: Winona Ryder

The total value of the merchandise she was convicted of stealing was $5,560.40. Ryder was also stopped at Barney's and Neiman Marcus before her arrest at Saks. She was sentenced to three years of supervised probation and 480 hours of community service.
4. You exit the portal to find yourself in a New York nightclub wearing a thick fur coat and gold bling-bling. Through the pounding music, gunshots ring out. You grab your arm-trophy girlfriend and head for the exit with your posse. Down the road you are pulled over by a cop. "What's that officer? No, I don't know nothing about no shootin'. No, I don't even own a gun. Wait, that ain't my gun in the front seat. I don't know how that got there." For some strange reason that cop doesn't realize who you are and he hauls you off to jail.

Answer: Sean "Puffy" Combs

Combs and his bodyguard were found not guilty of gun possession, but rapper Jamaal Barrow was convicted of assault. In 1992, Combs founded Bad Boy Entertainment that signed artists such as Notorious B.I.G. and Faith Evans.
5. You exit the portal and find yourself at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas. You're standing in a boxing ring surrounded by a cheering throng taking jab after jab and repeated punishing left hooks from Evander Holyfield. Your knees are weak, your head is pounding, and you have a cut over your eye. Growing increasingly angry and desperate, you grab Holyfield in a clinch and bite a piece of his ear off.

Answer: Mike Tyson

Tyson was suspended from boxing for a year, but many are growing more and concerned with his erratically violent behavior.
6. You exit the portal to find yourself in the residential area of the White House. You are sitting on a couch enjoying a football game and even have your own nuclear football within arm's reach. Enjoying a bag of pretzels, you suddenly feel something lodge in your throat. You hack and gag until the room finally goes black. When you awake, you are flat on your back and find your two dogs, Barney and Spot, licking your bruised face.

Answer: George W. Bush

Some funny jokes about Bush's mishap:
"Our president is in town, George W. Bush. It's a fundraiser. They're being very creative, you've got to give them credit. For $10,000 you can give George Bush the Heimlich Maneuver." -David Letterman

"I guess what happened was, Bush passed out, banged his head on a table, then came to a few seconds later. Today Bush said it was just like being back in college." -Jay Leno
7. You exit the portal to find yourself in the animated desert of the American Southwest. You can move around very quickly but must always avoid the canis latran that is trying to catch and eat you. Of course, the canis latran's diabolical plans always seem to backfire, whether he is using Acme Dehydrated Boulders, Do-It-Yourself Tornadoes, or Axil Grease. With a "Beep, beep" you are on your way unharmed.

Answer: roadrunner

Wile E. Coyote and the Roadrunner first appeared in a 1949 cartoon titled "Fast and Furry-ous". Chuck Jones was attempting to do a parody of chase cartoons but the pair soon became a cartoon favorite.
8. You exit the portal to find yourself in a fast food lobby surrounded by cameras and two little old ladies; you are shooting a commercial. Surprisingly, you catch a reflection and see that you are a short, old lady yourself. Going to the fast food counter, you notice a burger with a big, fluffy bun on a plate. After inspecting the huge and fluffy bun, you loudly enquire, "Where's the beef?"

Answer: Clara Peller

The Wendy's commercial "Fluffy Bun" was named one of the Top 10 commercials of all time and shot Clara Peller to fame. She did several more Wendy's commercials. When she was featured in a Prego Spaghetti Sauce ad proclaiming, "I found it.", Wendy's fired her. They claimed there was only one place she could find the beef and that was at Wendy's.
9. You exit the portal to find yourself hosting a syndicated talk show. Today's program is called "Mistress Marathon". Young Sean just found out her 83-year-old husband is having an affair with her best friend. Sharon is sleeping with her daughter's boyfriend. Connie is prostituting and her husband's best friend, Derrick, is her pimp, and Ray and Denise find out they have both been sleeping with her best friend. Yow! You should have remained Mayor of Cincinnati.

Answer: Jerry Springer

These are actual people that have appeared on the Jerry Springer Show but the names have been changed to protect the guilty. Born in London, Jerry was elected Mayor of Cincinnati in 1977. He then launched a long and successful career in broadcasting before considering a return to his political roots.
10. You exit the portal and stand on a meticulous soundstage made to resemble a spotless kitchen. The audience before you is full of adoring soccer moms eager to hear your advice on homemaking. Suddenly the phone rings. It is your friend from ImClone. You listen intently as your brow begins to crease. You thank your friend and immediately call your broker at Merrill Lynch and yell, "SELL! SELL!"

Answer: Martha Stewart

Stewart, caught up in an insider trading scandal, resigned as chairman and CEO of the company she founded but remains as "chief creative officer". In June 2003, Stewart and her broker were indicted on charges of lying to investigators in a probe of the sell of her ImClone stock the day before new regulatory measures took effect that would have had a detrimental impact of the value of the stock.

Her friend, Samuel Waksal, the CEO of ImClone, allegedly tipped her off. Stewart, a multimillionaire, made a profit of $229,000.
Source: Author DieHard

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