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The Worst Trivia Quiz of All Time


In a recent Quiz Makers' Guild meeting, several "bad" sorts of questions were identified. By way of example, I, the humble Stuthehistoryguy, offer this quiz.

A multiple-choice quiz by stuthehistoryguy. Estimated time: 6 mins.
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Time
6 mins
Type
Multiple Choice
Quiz #
197,236
Updated
Dec 03 21
# Qns
10
Difficulty
Average
Avg Score
7 / 10
Plays
82495
Awards
Top 20% Quiz
Last 3 plays: Guest 173 (9/10), coolcools (4/10), niggga (5/10).
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Question 1 of 10
1. In the Dr. Who story "The Pirate Planet", the character Romana, played by Mary Tamm, wears a pink top over a bodysuit. What color is this bodysuit?

If you've committed the unforgiveable sin of not memorizing every detail of this classic of Western Civilization, this is also the color usually associated with the anti-Leninist forces in the 1918 Russian civil war. Or the color of clouds on a sunny day.
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Question 2 of 10
2. What is the fourth word of Shakespeare's play "Henry V"?

If for some reason you are one of the few English speakers unable to recite all of the Bard's plays verbatim, this is also the figure invoked in most classical epics. As these epics are recited often, these nine ladies of Greek legend are overworked indeed!
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Question 3 of 10
3. In 1921, the Soviet Union announced a new wave of reforms which curtailed crop seizures and promoted increased free enterprise. What is the abbreviated name usually given to these reforms?

If this question is a little obscure or boring, this abbreviation is also the first three letters of the country that boasts Mount Everest. I realize that this is a pretty pathetic hint, but it ought to get you through.
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Question 4 of 10
4. What is the only man-made object visible from space?

Whoa! Actually, this oft-cited object is *NOT* any more visible than a lot of anthropogenic features. Somehow, I don't think the folks who built this barrier to invasion from the North had aerial visibility in mind, though. They were too worried about Mongolians.
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Question 5 of 10
5. Most people have two hands. One is commonly called their right hand. What name, in English, is normally given to the other? Hint


Question 6 of 10
6. Which of these countries was not a signatory to the 1829 Treaty of Adrianople?

Oh, I see! Questions about "who did what on what date" bore you to tears? All right, then, which of these countries never had its very own hereditary monarchy? (Being ruled by an imperial power prior to national independence doesn't count. Neither does Elvis.)
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Question 7 of 10
7. What is the product of the ten-thousandths place digit of pi multiplied by the times Ty Cobb won the American League batting title?

You know, some folks out there might actually like that one, which says a lot about people who take trivia quizzes on the Internet. Heck, I wouldn't be surprised if 3/5 of quiz takers got this right without a hint! Coincidentally, the percentage that equates with 3/5 is the same number as the answer to this question!
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Question 8 of 10
8. How many people was Serbian vampire Arnold Paole credited with killing in Dr. Joseph Fluckinger's report of 1732?

OK, that's awful. This question comes from my own very specialized research, and the language of this report is so confusing that the quiz-taker may not even be able to answer the question with the document right in front of him or her. For asking a question like this, I ought to be drawn and quartered. What number, pray tell, is commonly associated with "quartering"? (This just happens to be the number of Paole's victims, by the way.)
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Question 9 of 10
9. What is the meaning of life?

OK, that's not exactly trivial, and ergo makes a bad trivia question. How about: What is the "answer to the Ultimate question of Life, the Universe and Everything" according to 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy'?

Still too profound, huh? All right, then: What was Jackie Robinson's number for the Dodgers? That may not be easy, but it's at least trivial (albeit still somewhat profound).
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Question 10 of 10
10. So now you have endured the world's worst trivia quiz. You've seen the obvious, the vague, and the painfully obscure. This question will attempt to be all of these.

Who is the author of this quiz?

Cheerio.

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts
1. In the Dr. Who story "The Pirate Planet", the character Romana, played by Mary Tamm, wears a pink top over a bodysuit. What color is this bodysuit? If you've committed the unforgiveable sin of not memorizing every detail of this classic of Western Civilization, this is also the color usually associated with the anti-Leninist forces in the 1918 Russian civil war. Or the color of clouds on a sunny day.

Answer: White

"The Pirate Planet" was written by Douglas Adams while he was also working on the cult classic "A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". I'm not sure if the great master specified the color of Mary Tamm's bodysuit, though I AM sure that she looked smashing therein. (These sorts of comments, by the way, are also not advised for good quizzes on funtrivia.com.)
2. What is the fourth word of Shakespeare's play "Henry V"? If for some reason you are one of the few English speakers unable to recite all of the Bard's plays verbatim, this is also the figure invoked in most classical epics. As these epics are recited often, these nine ladies of Greek legend are overworked indeed!

Answer: Muse

"Henry V" completes the story that begins in "Henry IV, Parts 1 and 2". At the beginning, Henry is a frivolous youth who pals around with shady characters. By the end of the arc, he is a responsible king.

Since writing this quiz, I have received complaints from people who are offended that I sarcastically imply that most English speakers cannot recite all the Bard's plays by heart. Hey, I like Shakespeare as much as the next guy, but picking on minutia such as this (unless your quiz is specifically on Shakespeare's first lines) is probably not a good idea.
3. In 1921, the Soviet Union announced a new wave of reforms which curtailed crop seizures and promoted increased free enterprise. What is the abbreviated name usually given to these reforms? If this question is a little obscure or boring, this abbreviation is also the first three letters of the country that boasts Mount Everest. I realize that this is a pretty pathetic hint, but it ought to get you through.

Answer: NEP

NEP (New Economic Policy) was reasonably successful. It was largely curtailed after Lenin's death in 1924, however, and Stalin's later policies involved much more central planning.

This is actually the kind of question that I might like, but historical details like this tend to turn off quiz-takers. Your mileage may vary.
4. What is the only man-made object visible from space? Whoa! Actually, this oft-cited object is *NOT* any more visible than a lot of anthropogenic features. Somehow, I don't think the folks who built this barrier to invasion from the North had aerial visibility in mind, though. They were too worried about Mongolians.

Answer: The Great Wall of China

One of the more subtle features of the wall is its use as a signaling device. In case of attack, sentries would set fires atop their stations. The smoke would signal another sentry further down the line, and so on until a military force was reached. This method was much faster than sending a mounted messenger.
5. Most people have two hands. One is commonly called their right hand. What name, in English, is normally given to the other?

Answer: Left

Two marks of a really bad trivia question are that it is very obvious--bordering on the insulting--and has very little interesting information. Not unlike this one.
6. Which of these countries was not a signatory to the 1829 Treaty of Adrianople? Oh, I see! Questions about "who did what on what date" bore you to tears? All right, then, which of these countries never had its very own hereditary monarchy? (Being ruled by an imperial power prior to national independence doesn't count. Neither does Elvis.)

Answer: The United States

The treaty of Adrianople concluded the Russo-Turkish War, and included provisions for Greece's status as an autonomous state.

There are a plethora of treaties surrounding the "Eastern Question" of the nineteenth century. Even specialists (as I imagine myself to be at times) have a hard time keeping them straight.

By the way, the United States was never a monarchy. The colonies the US superseded were governed by a monarchy, but the US government itself has never recognized a monarch.
7. What is the product of the ten-thousandths place digit of pi multiplied by the times Ty Cobb won the American League batting title? You know, some folks out there might actually like that one, which says a lot about people who take trivia quizzes on the Internet. Heck, I wouldn't be surprised if 3/5 of quiz takers got this right without a hint! Coincidentally, the percentage that equates with 3/5 is the same number as the answer to this question!

Answer: 60

Pi to the hundred-millionths place is 3.14159265. The digit in the ten-thousandths place, then, is 5 (1 is in the tenths, 4 is in the hundredths, and 1 is in the thousandths). Ty Cobb led the AL in batting average 12 times. (Later research showed that one of these titles was the result of poor math, but the Commissioner ignored fact in favor of tradition.) 5 x 12 = 60.
8. How many people was Serbian vampire Arnold Paole credited with killing in Dr. Joseph Fluckinger's report of 1732? OK, that's awful. This question comes from my own very specialized research, and the language of this report is so confusing that the quiz-taker may not even be able to answer the question with the document right in front of him or her. For asking a question like this, I ought to be drawn and quartered. What number, pray tell, is commonly associated with "quartering"? (This just happens to be the number of Paole's victims, by the way.)

Answer: Four

The Paole report was a very popular story in its day. It was translated into several languages and set off a "vampire craze" in Europe similar to the UFO mania in the twentieth century.

Thanks to geo_0710 for pointing out that a body that has been drawn and quartered may actually end up in five (or more) pieces according to some techniques. I'd describe the process here, but you may be eating. Hey, this is the World's Worst Trivia Quiz, but we have SOME standards!
9. What is the meaning of life? OK, that's not exactly trivial, and ergo makes a bad trivia question. How about: What is the "answer to the Ultimate question of Life, the Universe and Everything" according to 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy'? Still too profound, huh? All right, then: What was Jackie Robinson's number for the Dodgers? That may not be easy, but it's at least trivial (albeit still somewhat profound).

Answer: 42

Adams' book contains a long passage where a computer is programmed to answer the "Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything". It returns the answer "42". This is never explained satisfactorily, but that, I suppose, is what makes it funny.
10. So now you have endured the world's worst trivia quiz. You've seen the obvious, the vague, and the painfully obscure. This question will attempt to be all of these. Who is the author of this quiz? Cheerio.

Answer: stuthehistoryguy

Sorry, but I could not think of any interesting information for this one. I am a profoundly boring person.
Source: Author stuthehistoryguy

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