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Quiz about The Humour of Ronald Reagan
Quiz about The Humour of Ronald Reagan

The Humour of Ronald Reagan Trivia Quiz


Ronald Reagan was, wherever you fall on his politics, a funny guy with great anecdotes. Complete or ID the following 10 punch lines from "The Great Communicator".

A multiple-choice quiz by misdiaslocos. Estimated time: 5 mins.
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Author
misdiaslocos
Time
5 mins
Type
Multiple Choice
Quiz #
424,691
Updated
Jul 03 26
# Qns
10
Difficulty
Easy
Avg Score
8 / 10
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Question 1 of 10
1. On August 12, 1986, Reagan gave us his definition of "the nine most terrifying words in the English language". What were they? Hint


Question 2 of 10
2. Questioned about his age, Reagan quoted the 3rd president of the USA saying, "Thomas Jefferson once said, 'We should never judge a president by his age, only by his works.' ..." How did this Reagan witticism finish? Hint


Question 3 of 10
3. When running for re-election, there was a lot of talk about the age difference between Walter Mondale and Reagan. At a debate in the 1984 campaign, Reagan was asked about this. How did he humorously diffuse the issue? Hint


Question 4 of 10
4. A contentious issue during Reagan's presidency was school prayer. When asked if he supported prayer in school, what was Ron's deflective, but funny, answer? Hint


Question 5 of 10
5. Reagan had a bunch of funny jokes told at the expense of the Soviets. A favourite was:

"An American and a Russian are debating their respective countries. The American tells the Russian that people in the United States can go to the White House, march up to the president in the Oval Office, pound his fist right onto his desk, and say: "Mr. President, I don't like the way you're running our country!"

The Russian answers: "Oh, we can do that too."

The American, surprised, asks: "Wait, you can?"

"Sure," says the Russian, "I can march my way into the Kremlin and go to the General Secretary, I can pound my fist onto his desk, and I can look him in the eye and tell him: "Mr. General Secretary..."

What is the punchline to this joke?
Hint


Question 6 of 10
6. Another favourite Soviet joke was:

A Soviet propaganda minister visits a collective farm. The party official asks a farmer how things are going, and the farmer replies that the harvest is so bountiful that the potatoes would reach the foot of God if piled on top of one another.
''But this is the Soviet Union,'' says the commissar, ''there is no God here.'' The farmer replies,....
What was the farmer's reply?
Hint


Question 7 of 10
7. Sometimes Reagan's humour was used as a gentle and even self-deprecating way to brag. For instance, after he won the blowout '84 presidential election against Mondale, how did he respond? Hint


Question 8 of 10
8. Reagan was shot and wounded by John Hinckley Jr. in 1981. The president was seriously wounded in the attack and rushed to George Washington University Hospital for surgery. Even so, he never lost his sense of humor. Removing his oxygen mask in the operating room (!!) Reagan looked at his doctor and joked. What did he say? Hint


Question 9 of 10
9. One of the oft quoted "light-hearted" remarks that is usually called a joke is the famous 1984 "mic test". During a soundcheck he said: My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw ..." How does this quote end? Hint


Question 10 of 10
10. A weird ending:
This bit of unintentional humor comes from the wacko Christian conspiracy side of the world. Believe it or not, there were Christians who thought that Ronald Wilson Reagan was the actual Beast/Antichrist foretold by Scripture. Why?
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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts
1. On August 12, 1986, Reagan gave us his definition of "the nine most terrifying words in the English language". What were they?

Answer: I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help.

During a press conference on August 12, 1986, President Ronald Reagan used this phrase to explain his belief that the government should not interfere too much in people's daily lives or businesses. Reagan was a leader who strongly favored "small government," meaning he believed that when the federal government tries to solve every problem, it often creates more rules, higher taxes, and extra confusion instead of actually helping.

By calling these nine words the most terrifying in the English language, he was using humor to warn Americans to be cautious when politicians promise quick and easy fixes to complicated issues. Today, this witty quote remains one of Reagan's most famous sayings and is still frequently repeated by people who want the government to stay out of their private business.
2. Questioned about his age, Reagan quoted the 3rd president of the USA saying, "Thomas Jefferson once said, 'We should never judge a president by his age, only by his works.' ..." How did this Reagan witticism finish?

Answer: And ever since he told me that, I stopped worrying.

When Ronald Reagan ran for president in 1980 at the age of sixty-nine, many critics worried that he was simply too old to handle the high-stress job of leading the nation. Instead of getting defensive or angry about these complaints, Reagan used self-deprecating humor to turn his age into a running joke that made voters like him even more. By jokingly pretending that he was old enough to have received personal advice from Thomas Jefferson, he cleverly proved that his mind was still sharp, energetic, and full of wit.

This light-hearted approach allowed the "Great Communicator" to disarm his political opponents and show the public that age is just a number when you have a good sense of humor.
3. When running for re-election, there was a lot of talk about the age difference between Walter Mondale and Reagan. At a debate in the 1984 campaign, Reagan was asked about this. How did he humorously diffuse the issue?

Answer: He said, "I am not going to exploit, for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience."

During the 1984 election, seventy-three-year-old Ronald Reagan was the oldest president in American history, and many voters worried he was too tired to handle another four years in office. His opponent, Walter Mondale, was over sixteen years younger and had performed much better in their first televised debate. However, when a reporter directly asked Reagan if his age was a problem during the second debate, Reagan delivered his now-famous, pre-planned joke about Mondale's "youth and inexperience."

The clever line caused the entire audience - including Mondale himself - to burst into loud laughter, instantly erasing the public's worries about the president's age. Political experts believe this single witty comment saved Reagan's campaign and helped him win one of the biggest landslide victories in U.S. history.
4. A contentious issue during Reagan's presidency was school prayer. When asked if he supported prayer in school, what was Ron's deflective, but funny, answer?

Answer: As long as there are final exams there will be prayer in schools.

During his presidency, Ronald Reagan openly supported a constitutional amendment that would allow public schools to organize prayer sessions, which the Supreme Court had ruled unconstitutional back in 1962. However, instead of getting caught up in fierce political arguments with his critics, Reagan frequently used his trademark humor to lighten the mood.

His famous one-liner about final exams reminded people that students will always naturally turn to prayer when facing a stressful math or science test, no matter what the law says.

This clever joke allowed Reagan to show his personal support for religion while avoiding a long, angry debate about the strict legal separation of church and state.
5. Reagan had a bunch of funny jokes told at the expense of the Soviets. A favourite was: "An American and a Russian are debating their respective countries. The American tells the Russian that people in the United States can go to the White House, march up to the president in the Oval Office, pound his fist right onto his desk, and say: "Mr. President, I don't like the way you're running our country!" The Russian answers: "Oh, we can do that too." The American, surprised, asks: "Wait, you can?" "Sure," says the Russian, "I can march my way into the Kremlin and go to the General Secretary, I can pound my fist onto his desk, and I can look him in the eye and tell him: "Mr. General Secretary..." What is the punchline to this joke?

Answer: I don't like the way President Reagan is running his country!

Ronald Reagan loved collecting and telling real jokes that citizens of the Soviet Union secretly whispered to each other behind closed doors under communist rule. He actually kept a personal file of these forbidden Soviet jokes and would frequently tell them to the press, to the public, and even directly to the Soviet leader, Mikhail Gorbachev, to break the ice during serious peace meetings.

Reagan believed that humor was a powerful tool because it highlighted the tragic lack of true freedom and free speech in the Soviet Union far better than a long, boring political speech ever could. By sharing these jokes, he showed the world that despite living under a strict dictatorship, ordinary Russian citizens still kept their dignity and ability to protest against a brutal regime.
6. Another favourite Soviet joke was: A Soviet propaganda minister visits a collective farm. The party official asks a farmer how things are going, and the farmer replies that the harvest is so bountiful that the potatoes would reach the foot of God if piled on top of one another. ''But this is the Soviet Union,'' says the commissar, ''there is no God here.'' The farmer replies,.... What was the farmer's reply?

Answer: "That's all right, there are no potatoes, either."

This joke highlights the harsh reality of life under the Soviet Union's communist economic system, which routinely suffered from massive food shortages and empty grocery store shelves. The Soviet government controlled all the farmland and forced farmers to work on massive, state-run "collective farms," but the system was so inefficient that the country struggled to feed its own people. Government officials would frequently publish fake, exaggerated reports about bumper crops to make their system look successful to the rest of the world.

By telling this joke, Ronald Reagan used simple humor to expose the double failure of the Soviet regime: their aggressive push to force atheism on the public and their total inability to provide basic everyday goods, like potatoes.
7. Sometimes Reagan's humour was used as a gentle and even self-deprecating way to brag. For instance, after he won the blowout '84 presidential election against Mondale, how did he respond?

Answer: "Well, Minnesota would have been nice."

The 1984 presidential election ended in one of the most massive landslide victories in American history. Ronald Reagan won 49 out of 50 states and secured 525 electoral votes, while his opponent, Walter Mondale, only managed to win Washington, D.C., and his own home state of Minnesota.

Instead of acting arrogant about this historic political wipe-out, Reagan used his classic, down-to-earth charm to joke about the single state that got away. By pretending to be disappointed about missing out on Minnesota, he celebrated his enormous win with a touch of modesty and left the public laughing.
8. Reagan was shot and wounded by John Hinckley Jr. in 1981. The president was seriously wounded in the attack and rushed to George Washington University Hospital for surgery. Even so, he never lost his sense of humor. Removing his oxygen mask in the operating room (!!) Reagan looked at his doctor and joked. What did he say?

Answer: "I hope you are all Republicans."

When Ronald Reagan arrived at George Washington University Hospital on March 30, 1981, he was in critical condition with severe internal bleeding and a bullet lodged close to his heart. Despite the life-threatening situation and his intense pain, the president used his classic wit to ease the extreme stress in the operating room.

The head surgeon, Dr. Joseph Giordano, who happened to be a liberal Democrat, famously smiled and replied to Reagan's political joke by saying, "Today, Mr. President, we are all Republicans." Reagan's incredible bravery and light-hearted attitude during the crisis amazed the medical staff and deeply touched the American public, helping his popularity soar as he made a remarkably fast recovery.
9. One of the oft quoted "light-hearted" remarks that is usually called a joke is the famous 1984 "mic test". During a soundcheck he said: My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw ..." How does this quote end?

Answer: Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.

On August 11, 1984, President Reagan was preparing for his weekly Saturday radio broadcast from his California ranch when he made this joke during a standard microphone soundcheck. He believed the feed was private, but the audio was secretly recorded and leaked to the public a few days later, sparking a massive global uproar. Because this happened during the height of the Cold War, the Soviet Union did not find the joke funny at all; they temporarily put their military forces on high alert and accused Reagan of being reckless.

While the joke severely stressed international relations for a few weeks, it ultimately became a famous example of how a casual backstage comment can quickly turn into a major international incident. And seriously...it just isn't that funny.
10. A weird ending: This bit of unintentional humor comes from the wacko Christian conspiracy side of the world. Believe it or not, there were Christians who thought that Ronald Wilson Reagan was the actual Beast/Antichrist foretold by Scripture. Why?

Answer: His name is, numerologically, 666

During the 1980s, a small number of extreme Christians pointed to the fact that Ronald (6 letters), Wilson (6 letters), and Reagan (6 letters) created the infamous biblical number 666. While most people viewed this as a funny coincidence, the rumor grew so popular that the Reagans actually took it seriously when they moved into their private retirement home in California in 1989.

The house was, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, originally located at 666 St. Cloud Road, but Nancy Reagan officially had the city change the address to 668 to avoid any creepy associations with the conspiracy theory.
Source: Author misdiaslocos

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