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Quiz about Tirades Abuse and Pylitical Incorrectness
Quiz about Tirades Abuse and Pylitical Incorrectness

Tirades, Abuse and Pylitical Incorrectness Quiz


If you've ever called someone a 'Knnnnnn-ighut,' there's a slim chance you'll enjoy this ranting, rude and politically challenged bundle of Python quotes, pathetically disguised as a quiz.

A multiple-choice quiz by bertho. Estimated time: 6 mins.
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Author
bertho
Time
6 mins
Type
Multiple Choice
Quiz #
170,220
Updated
Aug 18 23
# Qns
10
Difficulty
Average
Avg Score
6 / 10
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2676
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Question 1 of 10
1. Let's start with a decent insult. Which sketch would you find the following haranguing? "Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous, pervert!" Hint


Question 2 of 10
2. "And then some adenoidal typists from Birmingham with diarrhoea and flabby white legs and hairy bandy-legged wop waiters called Manuel, and then, once a week there's an excursion to the local Roman ruins where you can buy cherryade and melted ice cream and bleedin' Watney's Red Barrel, and then one night they take you to a local restaurant with local color and coloring and they show you there and you sit next to a party of people from Rhyl who keeps singing 'Torremolinos, Torremolinos', and complaining about the food, 'Oh! It's so greasy isn't it?" There's so much more of this classic rant but need I continue? Which Python plays this disgruntled traveller? Hint


Question 3 of 10
3. "He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken! To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled.." Which not-so brave knight are the minstrels singing about? Hint


Question 4 of 10
4. In the movie 'Life of Brian,' a Centuwian found himself fighting wabid, wild animals for giggling at Pilate's fwiend from Wome, Biggus. When Pilate uttered Biggus's wife's name, all the Centuwian guards lost it and fell to the floor laughing, allowing Bwian to escape. What was Biggus's wife's name? Hint


Question 5 of 10
5. After winning the final edition of 'Spot the Braincell,' Mrs Scum was tempted by several prize offers, but elected to receive which one? Hint


Question 6 of 10
6. "Well, of course, this is just the sort of blinkered philistine pig-ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss for the struggling artist. You excrement, you whining hypocritical toadies with your colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding Masonic secret handshakes." What breed of struggling artist fired off this verbal broadside? Hint


Question 7 of 10
7. "I am not a loony! Why should I be tied with the epithet loony merely because I have a pet halibut? I've heard that Sir Gerald Nabardo has a pet prawn called Simon and you wouldn't call him a loony; furthermore, Dawn Pailthorpe, the lady show-jumper, had a clam, called Stafford, after the late Chancellor, Allan Bullock has two pikes, both called Chris, and Marcel Proust had an haddock! So, if you're calling the author of 'A la recherche du temps perdu' a loony, I shall have to ask you to step outside!" This obvious loony Python had a name for his Halibut; in fact it was the name of all his pets. What did he call them? Hint


Question 8 of 10
8. What comes next in this tirade of abuse by the French Guard in the 'Holy Grail'? "I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper.." Hint


Question 9 of 10
9. From many accounts, Dinsdale Piranha was a smashing bloke, vicious, but fair. He's documented to have carried out three of the following grievous crimes. Which one is fictitious? Hint


Question 10 of 10
10. With the Python team, nothing or no one was spared from having the proverbial taken from them. Perhaps this was the sublime magic of the comedy. If we can't laugh at things that touch our everyday life what can we laugh at? From the handicapped to the hetero and mentally challenged, not even philosophers were sacred. Complete the following verse; "Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle, Hobbes was fond of his dram, and Rene' Descartes was a drunken fart, I drink ___________________"

Answer: (3 words)

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts
1. Let's start with a decent insult. Which sketch would you find the following haranguing? "Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous, pervert!"

Answer: Argument Sketch

"Look, I CAME HERE FOR AN ARGUMENT, I'm not going to just stand...!
"Oh I'm sorry, but this is abuse, you want room 12A, just along the corridor."
2. "And then some adenoidal typists from Birmingham with diarrhoea and flabby white legs and hairy bandy-legged wop waiters called Manuel, and then, once a week there's an excursion to the local Roman ruins where you can buy cherryade and melted ice cream and bleedin' Watney's Red Barrel, and then one night they take you to a local restaurant with local color and coloring and they show you there and you sit next to a party of people from Rhyl who keeps singing 'Torremolinos, Torremolinos', and complaining about the food, 'Oh! It's so greasy isn't it?" There's so much more of this classic rant but need I continue? Which Python plays this disgruntled traveller?

Answer: Eric Idle

With the help of 'Beatle' George Harrison, Idle utilised his unusual song writing skills and formed the reasonably successful Beatles parody band 'The Rutles.' Harrison's association with Michael Palin goes back further. He helped the boys get 'Life of Brian' off the ground.
3. "He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken! To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled.." Which not-so brave knight are the minstrels singing about?

Answer: Sir Robin

You may recall the dreaded Three Headed Knight, the fiercest creature for *yards* around that routed brave Sir Robin. "Brave Sir Robin ran away, bravely ran away. When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled, yes brave Sir Robin turned about, and gallantly chickened out." "I never!"
4. In the movie 'Life of Brian,' a Centuwian found himself fighting wabid, wild animals for giggling at Pilate's fwiend from Wome, Biggus. When Pilate uttered Biggus's wife's name, all the Centuwian guards lost it and fell to the floor laughing, allowing Bwian to escape. What was Biggus's wife's name?

Answer: Incontinentia Buttocks

Poor Pilate couldn't control his gaurds. "I've had enough of this wowdy webel sniggewing behaviour. Silence! Call yourselves Pwaetowian guards? You're not -- Seize him! Seize him! Blow your noses and seize him!"
5. After winning the final edition of 'Spot the Braincell,' Mrs Scum was tempted by several prize offers, but elected to receive which one?

Answer: A blow on the head

Mrs Scum: "That's very tempting, I've never had one up there before! No, I'll still have the blow on the head."
6. "Well, of course, this is just the sort of blinkered philistine pig-ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss for the struggling artist. You excrement, you whining hypocritical toadies with your colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding Masonic secret handshakes." What breed of struggling artist fired off this verbal broadside?

Answer: Architect

The famous 'Architect Sketch' featuring John Cleese as the designer of the rotating knives abattoir. Perhaps the masons would be more accepting if he'd delivered plans for a simple residential block of flats as requested.
7. "I am not a loony! Why should I be tied with the epithet loony merely because I have a pet halibut? I've heard that Sir Gerald Nabardo has a pet prawn called Simon and you wouldn't call him a loony; furthermore, Dawn Pailthorpe, the lady show-jumper, had a clam, called Stafford, after the late Chancellor, Allan Bullock has two pikes, both called Chris, and Marcel Proust had an haddock! So, if you're calling the author of 'A la recherche du temps perdu' a loony, I shall have to ask you to step outside!" This obvious loony Python had a name for his Halibut; in fact it was the name of all his pets. What did he call them?

Answer: Eric

"Look, it's a bleeding pet, isn't it? I've got a license for me pet dog Eric, and I've got a license for me pet cat Eric..." And let's not forget Eric, the half-bee.
8. What comes next in this tirade of abuse by the French Guard in the 'Holy Grail'? "I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper.."

Answer: 'I fart in your general direction'

Possibly the funniest scene in the history of comedy and one that deserves an entire quiz. "Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!"
9. From many accounts, Dinsdale Piranha was a smashing bloke, vicious, but fair. He's documented to have carried out three of the following grievous crimes. Which one is fictitious?

Answer: Drilled a hole through a victim's eye

Dinsdale's older brother (by two weeks) was Doug. Doug used a different approach to create terror. Luigi Vercotti: "Everyone was terrified of Doug. I've seen grown men pull their own heads off rather than see Doug. Even Dinsdale was frightened of Doug. He used sarcasm. He knew all the tricks, dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes and satire. He was vicious."
10. With the Python team, nothing or no one was spared from having the proverbial taken from them. Perhaps this was the sublime magic of the comedy. If we can't laugh at things that touch our everyday life what can we laugh at? From the handicapped to the hetero and mentally challenged, not even philosophers were sacred. Complete the following verse; "Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle, Hobbes was fond of his dram, and Rene' Descartes was a drunken fart, I drink ___________________"

Answer: therefore I am

Here's some useless info; When John Cleese presented his new 'dead toaster' sketch to Graham Chapman, based on a recent bad experience buying a toaster that didn't work, Chapman said "that's just not funny John. Try changing the toaster to a parrot." And there we have the genius of Monty Python.
Source: Author bertho

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